Jew-ing the Urban Dictionary

here are some of my favourites (and I don't apologise if you find it offensive. I find it funny):

1. Jew Muffin

cheap ass motherfucker

"Ashley wouldnt give me 5 bucks cause she's a jew muffin."

2. Jew Jew

one of those mega-jews

(See also lubavitch)

"Hey TEoS, what is Jew Jew?

Why my good man, they're those boys in hats and suits with the long things of hair hanging over their ears!"

3. Jew Fetish

To only be attracted to jewish women for reasons beyond normal peoples comprehension. People who have the jew fetish usually will be unaware of the problem until it is called on by a friend. After exposed the jew fetish usually befalls large amounts of scrutiny and bad jokes. Unfortunatly for the sufferer the jew fetish is uncurable and will remain forever. Even if the sufferer dates a non-jew he will feel unsatisfied.

"Austin Kennedy was the first known sufferer of the jew fetish and is still unwilling to cope with the problem."




NOTE: I am a proud Jew with a twisted sense of humour - no self-haters here.